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I need fucked now in Decatur
Age 55 From Decatur, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Joe
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Anybody who can fuck me today I need to fuck anyone and Iam a little shy at first time buying will get freaky
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Labor
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
To just get freaky as fuck
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Something new
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
I don't have anything to say
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Getting fucked up and having sex

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Someone nice and good looking with a big dick
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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