My Ideal Man:

1. Very important He must answer all questions that are put before him, all questions are important but not one of them will break a relationship.
2. Wants a Christmas tree every year.
3. Has or loves dogs, and all animals.
4. Needs a sling in his life.
5. Avoids drugs 99% of the time.
6. Has a job that he attends roughly 40 hours per week and loves doing what he does.
7. Has perfect hands and feet and doesn?t know it.
8. Has an active fantasy life and can manage to bring fantasy to reality successfully.
9. Sees me as a vulnerable man and a child-like god.
10. Espouses a personal brand of spirituality.
11. Can access his emotions freely.
12. Can communicate effectively.
13. Can accept responsibility for his mistakes with minimal drama and maximum sincerity.
14. Is honored and awed by our relationship.
15. Is just as willing to hold hands and cuddle, as he is to swing from the chandeliers, naked and bound.
16. Is fiscally and financially responsible.
17. Can cry.
18. Is both sinner and saint.
19. Can accept that I am only human and do make mistakes.
20. Isn?t afraid of dirt, motor oil, blood, or grass stains.
21. Reads labels
22. Like to go out as much as ?creating an evening? and staying in.
23. Has minimal neuroses, psychoses, and stupidoses.
24. Loves to cook.
25. Loves me for who I am not what I am.
26. Is muscular but not overdone
27. Has bedroom eyes and know how to use them.
28. Is totally versatile
29. Knows how to use his dick to its fullest advantage.
30. Has bull balls.
31. Understands the difference between your and you?re, their and they?re, and its and it?s.
32. Knows what I want before I do and makes sure I have what I need.
33. Smiles beautifully, broadly, and often.
34. Laughs frequently, especially at my dry sense of humor.
35. Owns and rides a bike regularly.
36. Has a well-used gym membership.
37. Is not afraid to laugh at himself, because I will be on the floor laughing my arse off.
38. Thinks chateaubriand, scrambled eggs and ketchup both have the time and place in the culinary experience.
39. Believes camping is a tent and not a hotel room.
40. Would want a big house only to fill it with visiting friends and family.
41. Would want a large professional kitchen only for us to cook for those friends and family.
42. Would pay top dollar for a reliable car, not a trendy car.
43. Has two eyebrows.
44. Looks at an expensive antique four-poster bed and immediately thinks ?I could tie him to that!?
45. Knows which end of the hammer is the business end and isn?t afraid to use it.
46. Suggests that we take night classes together and then comes home with the course catalog so we can choose.
47. Spoons automatically with me when he crawls into bed.
48. Knows life is to be shared and not hidden away.
49. Loves sex in the outdoors.
50. Is man enough to inspire me and is willing enough to push me to my fullest.
51. Holds my hand when we?re, well??..everywhere.
52. Knows the difference between smelling like a man and polluting the atmosphere.
53. Feels the same way about clothes that I do: they?re extraneous but sometimes necessary.
54. Love kids.
55. Hopes for the best and plans for the worst.
56. Takes the reins with conviction.
57. Hands them over with complete trust.
58. Would bathe me daily if I were incapacitated.
59. Would bathe me daily even if I weren?t, but reserves that for special occasions.
60. Knows that I?d be doing all of these things and more for him and us too.

Aquarius

A Few Extra Pounds

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Single

Yes - Not At Home

Lips

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

Dark Brown

No pets

Yes

Some College

Full-time

Manufacturing / Distribution

Alone

All Is Calm

Someone They Want To Be

Clever

Documentaries, Movies, Reality Shows

Intimate, Committed